1. “Here’s how Privacy Policies really work: We’re going to say some nice things, but if we are somehow not in charge anymore (our parachutes don’t open, we ski into a tree, get hit by a bus), this stuff might change in ways that is unpredictable. Sorry if that happens.”
3. We are not spammers, we aren’t gonna sell your email address to anyone, but honestly, all bets are probably off if we all die in a horrible crash (see 1). Again, sorry.
4. Look, we don’t like it, but if the law says we have to, we’re gonna turn over your info to folks. We’re not going to jail over a video game.
If you have questions email firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll chit chat about the privacy and the things.